sloooow work day
Apr. 1st, 2011 05:45 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
But productive in a completely pointless way, like hand-writing most of another scene of the auction fic, and discovering awesome websites, such as:
fuckyeahfanficflamingo. My favorite so far:

Ohohoho funny cuz it's true. *recalls purchase of 300+-page hardback circus encyclopedia...*
Also, Dear Blank, Please Blank. One hilarious example:
Dear Mario,
Bowser has kidnapped your girlfriend at least 10 times. Why in the world do you keep inviting him to go go-carting with you guys?
Sincerely,
what the heck man?
Anyway, must be off. Cleaning my apartment so my mom, my sister, and I can pretend I'm not a slob when they get here. Maybe I'll MacGuyver a way to keep the nephew from opening all the low drawers and cabinets full of yummy cleaning supplies.
fuckyeahfanficflamingo. My favorite so far:
Ohohoho funny cuz it's true. *recalls purchase of 300+-page hardback circus encyclopedia...*
Also, Dear Blank, Please Blank. One hilarious example:
Dear Mario,
Bowser has kidnapped your girlfriend at least 10 times. Why in the world do you keep inviting him to go go-carting with you guys?
Sincerely,
what the heck man?
Anyway, must be off. Cleaning my apartment so my mom, my sister, and I can pretend I'm not a slob when they get here. Maybe I'll MacGuyver a way to keep the nephew from opening all the low drawers and cabinets full of yummy cleaning supplies.
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Date: 2011-04-02 01:52 am (UTC)Oh, Claude would definitely take advantage of his right to make fun of his hometown.
But probably also send money back for improvement projects on the DL, just to help out the other confused young people.no subject
Date: 2011-04-02 03:10 am (UTC)Exactly.
Indeed. And just see Claude catch anyone but him make fun of Blackpool- always a bloodbath.no subject
Date: 2011-04-02 03:16 am (UTC)Awww, Claude. I bet he gets an, ahem, hero's welcome any time he goes back home.no subject
Date: 2011-04-02 03:57 am (UTC)Heh, you know, I'm really torn on whether or not Claude has family in England or not. He stayed in America after the Company, but one could argue that's proof he's trying to protect his family as easily as that there's no family for him to go back to. We never found out what relation if any he had to Lee and Abby.no subject
Date: 2011-04-02 04:17 am (UTC)You know, strangely enough, I think that Claude probably had at least a few really decent people in his life early on, and some of them were bound to be family members. For all his cynicism etc, he does seem capable of trusting people and being pretty loyal to them (or at least he was before Bennet). But he still had a pretty crappy life otherwise, in a pretty crappy place, plus he was probably young and stupid and one of those "run away and never think about it again" type of guys (I mean, he still is). As for Lee and Abby, I absolutely cannot believe that he would be willing to risk everything and get that attached to anyone after Peter and everything else that happened in S1 without there being some prior connection to them. So. Yeah. Claude totally has family, that he probably feels some affection for, but it was just easier to avoid thinking about them because going back would probably make things worse for everyone.