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rionaleonhart:
- Write a list of characters and number them.
- Input the number of characters into this random number generator as the maximum and generate two numbers.
- Ramble about how the corresponding pairing/partnership/general interaction would (or, indeed, wouldn't) work. Perhaps write a snippet/one-sentence fic for it if you're feeling brave.
- Repeat to your heart's content.
40/9 Sam Oliver & Mirror Wendy
Oh god, she would eat him alive! And figure out how to take his devilspawn powers for herself. Not necessarily in that order. That's about par for the course for poor ol' Sam, huh?
13/24 Rorschach & River
Whoa. Um, I think River might actually be quite disturbed by Rorschach, who's head is all tangled up with Walter and justice and paranoia and retribution and all that. And, of course, River's a grrrl, and therefore Rorschach doesn't want to have anything to do with her. Well, he may feel a grudging pity since a big government conspiracy has literally messed with her brain. Hmm...
Rorschach's Journal: June 7, 2521
Hands of blue, she said. Clear allusion to Blue Sun Company, corporate arm of bloated, stinking Alliance. Girl knows more than she says. Like moons and planets mutilated by gnarled fingers of Alliance meddling, her brain is living cesspool of their crimes. Must investigate further.
37/1 Hellboy & Claude
Hee, well this just writes itself.
Of all the gadgets and gizmos and doohickeys Hellboy and his team had brought along on their ghost hunt, the last one he expected to pick up something first was a good old fashioned infrared camera. "Hey, who're you?"
"Could ask you the same question, friend," the invisible man countered as he took in Hellboy's six and a half feet of bright red bulk, "An' I bet the story's a helluva lot more interesting than mine."
34/41 Susan & the Devil
Heh, you know, I think we've got a bit of an "immovable object, irresistable force" thing going on here. I think overall they'd just end up annoying each other- the Devil with his smarm and Susan with her intolerance for woolly thinking which the Devil relies so heavily on.
29/5 Ted & Lacey
Aww. Well, I'm pretty sure Lacey would have a crush on Ted- but then, I'm pretty sure all forms of life would have a crush on Ted. Because he's Ted, and Ted is adorable. But, hang on, let's see here...
"Thanks again for coming at such short notice, Lacey, it's just- they need me at the office. Something about the octo-chicken and the sound of my voice." He paused, "That... probably sounds kind of odd to you."
"Not the oddest I've heard in the last, oh, half hour," she responded mildly as she helped Ted into his coat.
"Well, I really appreciate it. You know you're the only babysitter who can get Rose to eat her vegetables."
On cue, a small blonde rocket plastered itself to Lacey's side. "Hi!"
"Hey, Rose," Lacey dug through her purse and extracted a small box, "Guess who brought cruelty-free vegan candy..."
"Sweet!" Rose snatched the box and darted to the couch.
"You two have a great time," Ted said, and left Lacey to her charge.
21/19 Zoë & Fiona Glennanne
17/20 Michael Weston & Mal
Through a quirk of randomization, Mal and Zoe were paired up with their Burn Notice counterparts, except the former are platonic, and the latter most definitely isn't. Either way, their military and criminal backgrounds would help them all get along rather well. Actually, heh, of all the pairs here, I think these two would make the best, ah, romantic partners, as it were. *snort* Little Fiona would have to get a stepladder, though.
25/11 Jayne & Sandra Bennet
Okay, it's officially my personal canon that Sandra is Jayne's great-great-great-great-great-great grandma. Also, Jayne's mother is now played by Ashley Crow in my head for the rest of time. Anyway, Sandra would of course go into complete Parent Mode and Jayne would lap it up like the mama's boy he is. Ta da.
33/4 Granny Weatherwax & Wendy Watson
Intriguing. If Wendy was a Discworld character, she would definitely be a witch-in-training. In fact, I could see a relationship developing between her and Granny much like Wendy's with Sensei Ping, both in "The Sino-Mexican Revelation" and "The Flying-Fish Zombification."
rionaleonhart:- Write a list of characters and number them.
- Input the number of characters into this random number generator as the maximum and generate two numbers.
- Ramble about how the corresponding pairing/partnership/general interaction would (or, indeed, wouldn't) work. Perhaps write a snippet/one-sentence fic for it if you're feeling brave.
- Repeat to your heart's content.
40/9 Sam Oliver & Mirror Wendy
Oh god, she would eat him alive! And figure out how to take his devilspawn powers for herself. Not necessarily in that order. That's about par for the course for poor ol' Sam, huh?
13/24 Rorschach & River
Whoa. Um, I think River might actually be quite disturbed by Rorschach, who's head is all tangled up with Walter and justice and paranoia and retribution and all that. And, of course, River's a grrrl, and therefore Rorschach doesn't want to have anything to do with her. Well, he may feel a grudging pity since a big government conspiracy has literally messed with her brain. Hmm...
Rorschach's Journal: June 7, 2521
Hands of blue, she said. Clear allusion to Blue Sun Company, corporate arm of bloated, stinking Alliance. Girl knows more than she says. Like moons and planets mutilated by gnarled fingers of Alliance meddling, her brain is living cesspool of their crimes. Must investigate further.
37/1 Hellboy & Claude
Hee, well this just writes itself.
Of all the gadgets and gizmos and doohickeys Hellboy and his team had brought along on their ghost hunt, the last one he expected to pick up something first was a good old fashioned infrared camera. "Hey, who're you?"
"Could ask you the same question, friend," the invisible man countered as he took in Hellboy's six and a half feet of bright red bulk, "An' I bet the story's a helluva lot more interesting than mine."
34/41 Susan & the Devil
Heh, you know, I think we've got a bit of an "immovable object, irresistable force" thing going on here. I think overall they'd just end up annoying each other- the Devil with his smarm and Susan with her intolerance for woolly thinking which the Devil relies so heavily on.
29/5 Ted & Lacey
Aww. Well, I'm pretty sure Lacey would have a crush on Ted- but then, I'm pretty sure all forms of life would have a crush on Ted. Because he's Ted, and Ted is adorable. But, hang on, let's see here...
"Thanks again for coming at such short notice, Lacey, it's just- they need me at the office. Something about the octo-chicken and the sound of my voice." He paused, "That... probably sounds kind of odd to you."
"Not the oddest I've heard in the last, oh, half hour," she responded mildly as she helped Ted into his coat.
"Well, I really appreciate it. You know you're the only babysitter who can get Rose to eat her vegetables."
On cue, a small blonde rocket plastered itself to Lacey's side. "Hi!"
"Hey, Rose," Lacey dug through her purse and extracted a small box, "Guess who brought cruelty-free vegan candy..."
"Sweet!" Rose snatched the box and darted to the couch.
"You two have a great time," Ted said, and left Lacey to her charge.
21/19 Zoë & Fiona Glennanne
17/20 Michael Weston & Mal
Through a quirk of randomization, Mal and Zoe were paired up with their Burn Notice counterparts, except the former are platonic, and the latter most definitely isn't. Either way, their military and criminal backgrounds would help them all get along rather well. Actually, heh, of all the pairs here, I think these two would make the best, ah, romantic partners, as it were. *snort* Little Fiona would have to get a stepladder, though.
25/11 Jayne & Sandra Bennet
Okay, it's officially my personal canon that Sandra is Jayne's great-great-great-great-great-great grandma. Also, Jayne's mother is now played by Ashley Crow in my head for the rest of time. Anyway, Sandra would of course go into complete Parent Mode and Jayne would lap it up like the mama's boy he is. Ta da.
33/4 Granny Weatherwax & Wendy Watson
Intriguing. If Wendy was a Discworld character, she would definitely be a witch-in-training. In fact, I could see a relationship developing between her and Granny much like Wendy's with Sensei Ping, both in "The Sino-Mexican Revelation" and "The Flying-Fish Zombification."
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