Right, good, somewhere he can just say, "Hi, My name's Fairfield and I'll be your tour guide today!" Not that "Fairfield" is free of all stigma.

Yes he does, also advocating the creation of one even if you aren't hiding out after a nuclear holocaust.

I think you could do okay, if you just check up on who the characters are (I know I comment-voyeured that prompt earlier, but I can't remember who was involved).

Okay, going to bed like a good adult now. 'Night!