Dude, I didn't need to know that. Ick. The latest Mythbusters was even about objects you encounter that are more bacteria-infested than a toilet seat. I've got two words for you: kitchen, sponge.

Way better. But then, it would take a lot to make Evil!Wendy look anything but badass. Hee, I can see it now: "These are flawless!" Neal marvelled. Lauren smirked, "Benefits of working for an organization too secret to know."