I was totally prepared to hop on the Tony/Steve wagon! I've read enough fic! But... Tony/Bruce... they get each other, and Bruce so needs someone who gets him, who isn't scared, who makes him smile, who can match his scientific curiosity. Nnng!

Beyond the Pepper issue, I also feel guilty because everyone is all "Tony/Bruce is such a bromance, they're bros, SCIENCE BROS!" and I feel like the dirty slasher who wants to see them get it on too. Alas!