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Man, I've had the weirdest dreams the last couple of nights. The ones last night included rescuing a bunch of children kidnapped by Gaddafi. Yeah. But the even weirder one had me as the kidnapped person along with a bunch of other girls and boys. We'd been snatched by this witch that used mind control to keep us all pacified. That was super creepy, and I think we ended up melting her with acid. Also, she burned in sunlight.
Speaking of burning in sunlight, there were vampires in my dreams the night before! But first I had a SUPER weird dream about UK Top Gear. The show had ended and all the guys had faded into obscurity, but James May was trying to get them back together. First he went to find Jeremy, who had... well, okay, Jeremy had somehow become a huge amorphous blob stuck in the ground out in a grassy, hilly area. I am not kidding, it was really unpleasant. But James helpfully dug him out of the ground through the use of heavy machinery, and went off to find Richard. Richard appeared to be living in the ceiling of a gigantic, ornate ballroom. Anyway, James' aspirations of getting the TG band back together didn't really matter in the end because they all died and became Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Seriously, the last image I have of that dream is a wall of fire and people riding scary horses. Although, there were like seven riders, so I guess the Top Gear Boys joined up with War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death. Which has a very high comedy potential, if Jeremy wasn't a creepy amorphous blob.
In the second dream of that night I was lost in a sketchy neighborhood looking for my car. I was getting really freaked out and more lost by the second. At one point I actually walked through someone's house trying to get where I thought my car might be. Eventually I found myself in a hotel- another ballroom, actually, but much less ornate than Richard's. And then there were vampires. Two of them, one of whom looked like Colin Ferguson. At some point I became an invisible observer, as one does, and the person getting menaced by vampires was... Kristen Stewart (really, self? *sigh*). Anyway, Vampire!Not!Colin Ferguson grabbed Not!Kristen Stewart and pinned her against a table and stabbed her in the throat with a switchblade. Again, very unpleasant. Cut to Not!Kristen Stewart as a vampire, trying to hide it from her dad (my dream!vampires could go out if it was overcast, but they would blister a bit), splitting her time between him and the hotel that apparently a whole nest of (all male) vampires hanged out in.
So yeah, haven't had quite such vivid/crazy dreams for a while. In other news,other Middleman fans ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
visiblemarket, did you know that Wendy's zombie palate cleanser Zombies of Mora Tau is an actual movie? I did not! But I discovered it was airing at around 2:30am last night, and since I am luckily at my folks' house where there is DVR, I get to watch it! I have no idea what to expect beyond a notable lack of gore.
Speaking of burning in sunlight, there were vampires in my dreams the night before! But first I had a SUPER weird dream about UK Top Gear. The show had ended and all the guys had faded into obscurity, but James May was trying to get them back together. First he went to find Jeremy, who had... well, okay, Jeremy had somehow become a huge amorphous blob stuck in the ground out in a grassy, hilly area. I am not kidding, it was really unpleasant. But James helpfully dug him out of the ground through the use of heavy machinery, and went off to find Richard. Richard appeared to be living in the ceiling of a gigantic, ornate ballroom. Anyway, James' aspirations of getting the TG band back together didn't really matter in the end because they all died and became Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Seriously, the last image I have of that dream is a wall of fire and people riding scary horses. Although, there were like seven riders, so I guess the Top Gear Boys joined up with War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death. Which has a very high comedy potential, if Jeremy wasn't a creepy amorphous blob.
In the second dream of that night I was lost in a sketchy neighborhood looking for my car. I was getting really freaked out and more lost by the second. At one point I actually walked through someone's house trying to get where I thought my car might be. Eventually I found myself in a hotel- another ballroom, actually, but much less ornate than Richard's. And then there were vampires. Two of them, one of whom looked like Colin Ferguson. At some point I became an invisible observer, as one does, and the person getting menaced by vampires was... Kristen Stewart (really, self? *sigh*). Anyway, Vampire!Not!Colin Ferguson grabbed Not!Kristen Stewart and pinned her against a table and stabbed her in the throat with a switchblade. Again, very unpleasant. Cut to Not!Kristen Stewart as a vampire, trying to hide it from her dad (my dream!vampires could go out if it was overcast, but they would blister a bit), splitting her time between him and the hotel that apparently a whole nest of (all male) vampires hanged out in.
So yeah, haven't had quite such vivid/crazy dreams for a while. In other news,
visiblemarket, did you know that Wendy's zombie palate cleanser Zombies of Mora Tau is an actual movie? I did not! But I discovered it was airing at around 2:30am last night, and since I am luckily at my folks' house where there is DVR, I get to watch it! I have no idea what to expect beyond a notable lack of gore.