I don't know, maybe he'll learn not to injure himself eventually. But then again what do I know about child development, he's probably doomed.

I would buy that book based on title alone. Heh.

I'm sorry! It's just been a really long time since I've had to read anything earlier than 20th century! I would gladly watch a version with wet Milo. And I can't think of it now, but I'm sure Robert DeNiro has been in a Shakespeare film before.