(I'm not even sure what happened, but whatever. Yeah, Eckehart- gross, and something of a crime when you could've had some beautiful, musical Italian name for MV's character.)

Um, I'd be more surprised if someone thought of themselves by their last name, unless they've for whatever reason been doing it since childhood. But anyway, you've made the best choice for this story.

I suppose, if you simply must.

Well, in any case, timer, and one you know you'll hear.

Heh, well, drawing from my experience making one and a half crepes, maybe you should use less batter per crepe. Just, like, two-thirds or three-quarters of a ladle-full.